Feeling Stressed? Let This Lazy Egg Puke It Out For You!
Introducing the weirdly wonderful and oddly satisfying solution to your stress and boredom! This isn't just any stress ball; it's a lazy, sad-faced egg that deals with pressure in the most relatable way—by vomiting. Squeeze its chubby cheeks and watch with hilarious disgust as it spews a stream of yellow goo, only to slurp it right back up when you release.
It's the perfect desk companion, fidget toy, and gag gift that is guaranteed to get a reaction. If you love quirky, funny, and slightly gross toys, this nauseous little egg is for you.
How to Use Your Nauseous New Friend:
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- Unpack your lazy egg and the included packet of yellow "yolk" slime.
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- Place the yolk on a clean, smooth surface (like a desk or plate).
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- Give the egg a good squeeze, aim its open mouth over the yolk, and release. Watch as it satisfyingly slurps up the slime!
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- Once it's full, give it another hard squeeze and watch it puke it all out again. Repeat for endless gross-out fun!
Why You'll Love This Little Guy:
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- 🤢 Hilariously Disgusting Fun: The unique 'suck and vomit' action is unlike any other fidget toy and is sure to be a conversation starter.
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- 😌 Oddly Satisfying Stress Relief: The repetitive motion of squeezing, slurping, and spewing is a great way to relieve anxiety, improve focus, or simply pass the time.
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- 🎁 The Perfect Gag Gift: Looking for a gift that will be remembered? This vomiting egg is the ideal present for friends, family, and coworkers who appreciate a good laugh.
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- 😴 Cute & Lazy Design: With its perpetually unamused expression inspired by the famous Japanese lazy egg, it's as cute as it is gross.
Please Note: The "yolk" slime is non-toxic but should NOT be eaten. To keep the fun going, always use it on a clean surface to prevent the slime from getting dirty. Supervision is recommended for younger children.